Dear Public,
Since you're figuring out how to quit smoking
cigarettes, we figure that you can just stay hooked
on nicotine through a similar device that will
eventually lead you back to smoking. E Cigs!!!!
Isn't that great? It's the tech you crave to be cool,
hip and now, and you can circumvent rules and
regs about smoking by "vaping" compliments of
our revamped full tilt unstoppable marketing, and
legal wrangling- just like we dragged our feet and argued for decades about the safety of cigarettes.
We're sure, in the long run, your lungs will thank
you, 'cuz now you're breathing in even weirder shit.
We know you'll be dying to return...
we will get you coming and going...
xo
Big Tobacco
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