RTS ask me to write about smoking
right now so I do not know what is
going on this very minute in my home
country of Nicotinia. Smoking is big
Here is photograph of best friend Buttski
Below is picture of my girlfriend Salacia
while on phone to me. She want to leave
Nicotinia and come to America where
she hear living is sleazy, fish high jump
and everyone rich and good looking.
Even Mama and Papa. She very elegant.
People in my country like breathing
smoke. It's better than the air there.
Our smokestacks have filters painted
on them. Some buildings have tin foil
for rooftop. Nicotinia have good sense
of humor for depressing country...
It why everyone have pack a day habit.
It also why air so bad...sometimes I
miss my homeland- get all choked up...