began to have an
unreasonable urge to
gnaw on drawer handles,
chairs and door jambs.
Metal or wood, I didn't
care. It was as if, by
quitting, this voracious
inner appetite for the
universe had been
unleashed. I wanted
to take bites out of
inanimate things.
Don't ask me why.
I call it
Furniture Gnaw.
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| Condition #2 Furniture Gnaw |
smoking is reasonable.
Don't fight the absurdity.
Just move forward smoke free.
Read Romancing The Smoke
while you're at it.
Don't chew on the furniture...
